Sazzi Toe Sandles Will Make A Girly Girl Cry

First there were toe shoes. Now there are toe sandals. MAKE IT STOP.
Today WWD profiled Sazzi, an “outdoor sandal brand” that makes really hideous footwear. The company claims its sandals’ articulated footbeds and multiple toe posts increase stability for activities like hiking. While this could be true, don’t the toe posts seem really uncomfortable?
You can own the ugly sandals below for a mere $80 — or you can get yourself a pair with an ankle strap for $100 — in May. (But please don’t).

Via: WWD.com & Stylite.com